Step Sis Asks Why Are You Always Trying To Fuck My Friends?

My sex drive's out of the fucking control.

You're a high-end creep.

Yeah, well, whatever. You know, I have been talking to your friend.

Who?

Miss Ogle.

About what?

Well, I want to fuck her, and she kind of wants to fuck me back, but unfortunately, she doesn't want to ruin your friendship.

That's bullshit. Why are you always trying to fuck my friends? This is disgusting. Stop.

Come on, don't be a fucking Debbie Downer, okay? Just help me out for once.

You're ridiculous.

Can you say it's okay?

No. You're unbelievable. No. Forget it.

Shit, you're such a fucking goody-two-shoes. You're always fucking up my night.

Yeah, well, I'm also a straight-A student. While I'll be out getting a good job and traveling the world, you'll be stuck at the shithead job.

Fuck, you're such a...

Yeah, straight-A student. You know, I could be just as good a student as you.

Yeah, right.

All right, you know what? There's a test coming up in school next week.

I bet you that I'm going to beat you at it. If I win, I get to fuck your friend.

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