Oblivious Step Mom's Bikini Trick

Hey mom. Hey, what do you feel like doing today? I thought we'd go to the hotel pool. Okay.

Well, I only have my top on so I have to look for my bottoms.

Yeah, you had a little bit of a slip there, mom. Yeah, I know. You'll have to help me type that up.

I only have two tops, apparently. I packed them instead of my bottoms.

Now what? Well, just wear two tops. I mean, wear one of your tops as your bottoms.